In 1994 I was a second-year student of an institute and worked in spare time in one firm as a financial director. By improbable confluence of circumstances we have concluded a contract with one of the Bulgarian firms on delivery in Ukraine of canned food of the Bulgarian production. The bargain was favourable enough both for us and for the seller, and as the additional premium we have received the permits on a resort in Albena.
Unknown charm of alluring foreign trip attracted so hardly, that having thrown all businesses, I, with the direct participation of my family, neighbours and friends, have wrapped up urgently the resort’s attributes and with a highly lifted head has departed to a path, feeling myself as Magellan and Rokfeller in one bottle.
Having passed burden of the path and pleasure from the meeting with the brothers – the slavs I shall proceed at once to my first familiarity with a nude beach. In sanatoriums I was acquainted with the charming girl from Germany – her name was Eva. Her’s and mine broken English became the reason for each of us to pride ourselves of the linguistic abilities has appeared, and on leisure we, from all forces helping ourselves by facial expression and gesticulation, order slow conversations about the degradation of the English language from great Schakespiere’s times. Then I was 19, Eva was younger of myself for one year, we have made friends fast enough and conducted all time together. Once, after an enough late visit on a local disco, I have told to her, that at school in outlet evening we went to meet sunrise with all the class. The night, the stars, the German envy simply could not keep me another output except to train for a new profession – the guide-expert in sunrises. Serching for the most romantic place for contemplation (under my fellow-traveller’s version), or being afraid to stay so that man’s instincts have not insulted the honour of Prussian beauty (my version), we were loitered for four whole hours on marine coast entertaining ourselvs by the nationalistic applications – such as:” Germany is bad, Ukraine is good”,” Ha-Ha-HA”. Mooving away on a decent enough distance from the latter on a coastal band of a sanatorium beach, we have noticed at last the first rays of the ascending sun. A show is actually unforgettable. The huge sun on the sky, shining sea and you, feeling yourself the host installed at the presence of charming foreigner.
Having taken pleasure in nature, we have fallen asleep directly on a beach. I woke up when the sun, which I commended so high, has accepted me by an impudent image for a meat semifinished item simply requiring for urgent preparation up to a condition of a crunching peel. Near to me I have found my friend’s things, which, having spat on international fidelity, proved by me the last nightl, imperturbably left me for bathing at best, for spice in worse. Not having agreed with such statement of a question, I was going in the urgent order to accept all measures for an evacuation of myself more close to water. However, having lifted my eyes, I was puzzled with much more interesting observation. Between me and the sea were some absolutely naked tanners, mainly of men, whose pleased expressions of faces did not keep a doupt that they did not become victims of night pirating and their nudity was planned initially. My first impression was, that these people specially have waited for a moment, when I fell asleep, so to play a trick on me in such a refined method. I pulled myself together, stopped to think about the probable note of the protest from Ukraine to the government of Bulgaria and decided completely to orient on district. As was clarified, round me there was a still set of the people tanning naked. A possibility to understand what happens, knitting it’s brow for the last time, has asked for a small leave at it’s own expense and purely at once has received it. The look of a crazy young man turning his head in all sides, but not moving from his place began to amuse my environment and smiles became shockingly broad, with addition of gestures – such as ” Give join “. The slavic bravery has allowed me to save indifferent – neglectful expression of my face, and slavic mutual aid has reminded me, that my friend is in terrible danger of deriving of a high-power aesthetic shock. I began with tenfold diligence looking for Eva, who was friscing in the sea, with a good intention to notify her about wild customs of the West. I found her at once, she was floating slowly in the direction of a coast, and she was smiling gaily (such a prickly character). I have caught myself on an idea, that all’re smiling this morning but me. Eva did not react at all to my notifying gestures and silent squeals and only began to come faster near to the coast. I have decided, that I didn’t want to remain an idiot on this beach, decided to replace tactics and, representing a response of lovely German, I have stopped useless movements and hardened with a mischievous expression on a face. How you think, who whom has made? When this german invader deigned to appear from water, she was also absolutely naked. I precisely remember my first phrase. I’ve said: “Ups” and then said nothing for a long time. Eva, having taken me under a hand, has assigned me to our lying place and has asked me in innocent, practically angelic voice:” Are you sunbathing in clothes?” Having lost monitoring above happening, I understood, that the circumstances are higher than I am, and without superfluous words undressed completely and, as was clarified, already for ever. In that moment, my operations were very similar on the prelude of urban fight, when we – the young children, clinged to healthy men. My aggression served a good service for me. In difference with many men, hitting on a naked beach for the first time, I did not walk on a beach in the rack of a serviceable hog -inseminator. I was under the impression of a morning shock.
After passing some time I began to realize, that happening begins to like to me. Impressions of naked bathing – are super, from tanning – once again super. The comprehension of some depravity of my act, reminded myself, what I am actually spoiled, that is to say – steep. Eva chattered something in german (miss has taken a great interest), I’ve at this time examined enclosing. The uncontrolled liberty of these people has forced me to be ashamed of all that I devised to myself in the morning. For the first time it became clear to me, that sex is not present here. By the way I am glad, that I had not to become it clear by an experimental way. Under the extremity of this day I even was photographed with the girlfriend by the local photographer, on memory of pleasantly conducted bottom.
So I have visited a naked beach for the first time. As was clarified later, Eva already had the experience in naked rest, whether at them in Germany it is accepted. She told me about huge world naked resorts, where thousands of people are naking all day long. It is cool, isn’t it?. It does not mention, that the last two days of our rest we conducted on this beach without quiting and my reliance that I put all correctly grew on eyes. Having returned in Kiev, first of all I began to search for places, where it is possible to have a naked rest without problems with enclosings. But it is already another story.